Before there was the Internet... There was ME.
The (sometimes) random musings of a man who has a (sometimes) faulty filter between his Ferrari brain and (sometimes) Trabant mouth.
I don't want to dis my peeps out there who don't have this as an option at the moment, but do people really need to get some other benefit/excuse to compel them to get it on?
You let me know if you need me to learn ya some... Show you how it's done.
The Daily Beast: Jessi Klein