Killer Dust Bunnies and Maple Syrup

I have three 2007 vaca days to burn, so I took off Friday and Monday, and next Friday too (nice!). Was looking into Caribbean last-minute getaways, but ran into a couple of snags, mainly that

1) I wasn't able to find anything (I tried hard; Kayak, Site59, LastMinuteTravel, FareCast, Orbitz, Expedia, etc.) that was reasonable or available, and

2) Most, if not all, of my friends are married and living the 'burbs (or other cities), so grabbing them for a roadtrip is a logistical nightmare.

Instead of getting away for the weekend, I have pledged (well, strongly considered and taking some significant action) to use them as RogeeDays, which consist of getting things done that I've been putting off for ages, as well as indulgence. Today, I am cleaning out crap, and will head over to Tar-zhay this afternoon with Ashley to get organizing items... And Cadbury Creme Eggs, 'cause they're in season. Afterwards, Wolfgang's Steakhouse for red meat, black & blue. Woot!

UPDATE: I'm reposting this with my conversational companion's name taken out, 'cause she got 'freaked out'. Not sure exactly why, but hope this'll make her feel better.

me: i am decluttering

(redacted at request): good project for good friday

desk area?

Sent at 3:47 PM on Friday

me: underbed area

to prep for future storage area

but now, hazardous area

i figure it will help the feng shui too

declutter under the bed is declutter in mind in sleep

Sent at 3:52 PM on Friday

(redacted at request): Agreed. I have 3 feng shui books if you're interested. I got into it when I moved a few years ago

me: i think the main thing that i can do in this apt is declutter

(redacted at request): are you hunting for bunnies as well?

me: dust bunnies, yes

and now i must shower

because they attacked

killer bunnies

to wit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

(redacted at request): the dust bunnies attacked killer bunnies or vice versa?

me: watch

Sent at 3:56 PM on Friday

me: shower

ttyl

(redacted at request): just watched it

ugh!!

I'll talk to you after the weekend. I have to leave very, very soon

Sent at 3:59 PM on Friday

(redacted at request): On sunday, I'll be back.....back in the NY groove (clap clap)

Sent at 4:02 PM on Friday

me: werd up, Ace

(redacted at request): that song was in my movie and I downloaded it today

Sent at 4:09 PM on Friday

(redacted at request): I'm going to finish packing and head to the Fung Wah

me: ah soo

(redacted at request): have a good weekend

me: you too

feel free to bring back any unused easter candy

(redacted at request): oooh will do

unused of course

want some maple syrup?

me: suuure!

(redacted at request): supposedly this is the time to get it in that part of Mass.

who doesn't want maple syrup??

me: i eat it directly

(redacted at request): sans la pancake?

minus the waffle?

Sent at 4:27 PM on Friday

(redacted at request): alright, I am shipping on out

me: sans anything but a spoon or my lips

as if it were a fifth of bourbon

(redacted at request): wow, that's intense love

of maple syrup

me: i love it

yum

mmmmmmmmaple

(redacted at request): I will do my best to bring some back

me: if it came out of the tree that way

(redacted at request): you'd get a straw?

me: i would suckle at the maple tree like it was a maple breast

(redacted at request): LOL

literally laughing out loud

LLOL